The Declaration of Independence,
Think I could tell you that first sentence but then Im lost, I can't begin to count the theories,
I've had pounded in my head that I forgot
I don't remember all that Spanish,
or the Gettysburg address,
But there is one speech from high school,
I'll never forget
{Chorus}
Come on in boy sit on down
and tell me about yourself,
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
her momma's world,
She deserves respect
thats what she'll get...
Aint it son?
Now y'all run along and have some fun,
I'll see you when you get back
bet Ill be up all night...
Still cleanin' this gun
Well now that Im a father,
Im scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find, that teenage boy I used to be,
That seems to have just one thing on his mind
Shes growin' up so fast
It won't be long before,
Yeah Ill have to put the fear of God
into some kid at the door
{Chorus}Yeah come on in boy sit on down
and tell me about yourself,
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
her momma's world,
She deserves respect
thats what she'll get, now ain't it son?
Now yall go out and have some fun,
And I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night...
Still cleanin' this gun
Now it's all for show
Aint nobody gonna get hurt,
Its just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man it works!
{Chorus}Come on in boy sit on down
and tell me about yourself,
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
her momma's world,
She deserves respect
thats what she'll get, ain't it son?
Now yall run along and have a little fun,
I'll see you when you get back
probably be up all night...
Still cleanin' this gun
Son, now y'all buckle up
And have her back by ten, uh
Let's say about nine...thirty.
Drive safe.
Cleaning This Gun - (Come On In Boy) Rodney Atkins
Random thought here...**Drink coffee...Do stupid things faster with more energy**
Alrighty then, a little bit about Me
I am 45 years old (I'd worry about getting older if I wasn't so damn sexy!) with five daughters, ages 26, 23, 20, 10 and 6. I grew up in upstate N.Y. and moved to Virginia when I was 17. I was a Bartender for 15 years and loved every minute of it. Oh, and Hell yeah that is My real time butt up there, probably the only thing I'm thanking God for my having to take these dang seizure meds (smile). I sometimes get amazed with this bod I still have, but Ladies
eating healthy DOES work! (dang, I cant believe I just said that and actually meant it
YUCK!!)
I've seen several profile pages, where people have posted their little girls pictures. I have nothing against this and I actually love seeing all the cute little girls that our members have. Unfortunately, I happen to be a lunatic. I'm too afraid of the perverts out there to put My girls pictures up.
Random thought here...**I would be a perfect parent if it weren't for My kids**
Here are some of My favorite folks, and long time friends here on Epinions. Some are still writing with us, and sadly
some are not. However, youll love their reviews, as well as their writing styles regardless
**Oh, and sorry if I left out anyone here...I've got short term whatchamacalit loss**
SLOW - Poop is my business...business is good!
Random thought here...**Corn Poop...One of lifes great mysteries**
29th_Candidate - I wonder how much I can get away with and still go to Heaven?
SMITHSWOODSIDE - My patience is hanging on by a OOPS...there it goes!
Random thought here...**Follow your dreams (except for that one where you go to work naked and dance the polka...)**
cmuir - Am I getting older, or is the grocery store playing really great music?
Random thought here...**Girlfriends don't really gossip...we network**
Oh Cindi...does Wine count as a serving of fruit? (and hon, I do know that you always feel better after you wine a bit...HA!)
Random thought here...**If men are from Mars, I say we need to find the Bozo who supplied them with spaceships**
Hard To Please - I'm not sure exactly what's up with this guy. Yeah...he's good, really good. His reviews are entertaining as well as extremely funny, but it seems awfully strange that so many people have his link on their profile page. Hmm...kinda makes me think there may be payoffs involved here! (Mark...I do take checks okay darlin?)
Though Mark is no longer with us in body, he'll always be in my heart and Ive left his intro exactly as its always been on my page. His reviews are still here though, so if you havent read Hard To Please yet
click on the link and get ready for a good laugh!
Random thought here...**If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body...then only the left-handed folks are in their Right minds!**
mattjoe - If I did something wrong and nobody saw Me, am I still in trouble?
tipu - Multitasking: The art of messing up several things at once.
jkkelley - Sometimes I just wish someone who understands me would tell me what I mean!
Here are the great friends I found here who stuck with Me, in emails and on the phone, during those stupidity years when My brain totally whacked out. Although again, I must add here that thankfully...I truly am back to My old abnormal self...no...really...HA!
Random thought here...**Laundry, dishes, bubble bath, medications...and I still wanna smack somebody!**
Unfortunately, these folks are too dang nice for me to rag on 'em dang it! So all I can do is give ya'll their links and hope you'll enjoy their reviews as much as I do...
thedragonweyr
grandgram
Suzer
garym
Random thought here...**Real Men use Duct tape!**
ginzo
st3on1ey1baby
wickedgood
Random thought here...**I live in My own little world, but it's okay...they know Me there**
...and here are My other favorites who are great writers, and showed their love as soon as they saw that I'd come back...hopefully I can live up to their high expectations of My awesomely abnormally original behavior...(whew...am I gettin' good at these dang five dollar words or what?!...HA!)...
DnDn4kidz
kamel622
Don_Krider
SurgRN911
Bruguru
Howard_Creech
PaySo
George_Chabot
Andydammit
macresarf1
jnbmoore
acdc711
Random thought here...**Life begins at 40...who comes up with this crap??**
Ah, but I still need to leave a beautiful sentiment here for our boys still fighting against terrorism in Iraq and are being ignored due to what most think is more important, and a prayer for our wonderful people who we lost in the Towers here at home from those same idiotic terrorists...
"You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall; you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."...A Few Good Men
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one will know if we were good men, or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. But all that matters is that two stood against many. I know that battle pleases you crom, so grant me one request, GRANT ME REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"...Conan the Barbarian
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Peace. Somewhere, you've picked up a real piece
that most of the rest of us just don't have.
You're not inclined to hurt anyone or allow
yourself to be hurt by meaningless words. You
are very lucky.
What's on the inside?
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